Who told you that my hip is broken. You see the opposition is using the internet to accuse me. I was only practising how to fly like My buhaba and i forgot the magic word and fell and had only a tooth broken.
This is why we have problem with the media. They are as quick as a thief. You see these days we are planning how to escape incase Ndur cham or someone else wants to push us out. We are planning "Operation Zimbabwe here i come". We are going to relocate to Africa University as Chancellor and i have been on 24 hour guard and lost control. Hey this is secret. Dont tell anyone.
We are going to sacrifice a blue cow so that the opposition will be scattered like beads. The problem is i have never seen a blue cow and yaya is still adamant that there must be one. He is sometimes very difficult. Oh my tooth. i have not had any paracetamol since the fall. .
Hi Sankofa, welcome back to The Bantaba! Great news! Are you going to dig a tunnel to Harare? Man, this can't be more than a day's work, with all your magic powers!
The media are really terrible, I know it from my own experience. Liars and burglars and alcoholics! By the way: Did you know most of them are cannibals? Avoid these people, that's what I always say.
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