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Dalton1
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 Posted - 20 Feb 2006 : 18:53:25
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Good Morning Dr. Dirimo
In our story of today, we address Dr. Dirimo, of dirimo-kolong, whose claws are still scraping the soils and digging wider holes to fit his thick moustachee, long tail and space for his yearly produce.
In the Gambian tradition, a "dirimo" known to mean literally a mouse, and in actual fact used on humans, who showed attributes of the animal, is to me an animal worth looking at. The "dirmo", a typical mandinka word of the animal, finds itself as a borrowed word in all the Gambian languages, even where as the word for dirimo exist in all languages. Perhaps, it is borrowed because the actual meaning of the word dirimo in mandinka cannot be translated in full to any other language. We know the "dirimo" to be a thief for one, secondary to being a bitting and fanning animal. The later is a state of selfishness and hypocrisy. In any way, that we can picture the story to our readers, the dirmo is a dangerous animal, by nature of its activities.
Dr. Dirimo, of dirimo-kolong has a lot of likes, but that his title, "doctorate" is the highest level that can be achieved in the dirimo kingdom or Aparse administration. If any animal should get to the level of the doctorate, then that animal is beyond doubt, a true dirimo of dirimo-kolong, and at the point of no shame-the point equivalent to "el d'gore" (door of no return) in Senegal. Whether this stage of idiocrisy is by virture of fear or stuborness, selfisness or some drug influence, some of us cannot still understand the true stance for Dr. Dirimo.
Story composition & characters : Bairo Saitan, Dr. Dirimo snr., Dr. Dirimo, boy-mali, boy-london, C-moore, etc..
"ADVICE TO THE FOOL IS WISDOM FOR THE WISE."-real hot.
See part two and the rest soon.
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"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:
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Janyanfara
Tanzania
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Posted - 21 Feb 2006 : 00:57:54
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Hi Brother Dalton1
Oh that piece is interesting.
But oh God my brother you made me laugh a loud laugh.
Thank you for this piece..you are a star.Ha,ha,ha.Am now happy.
I was studying when I got stucked, then I decided to go to the web to chat with my brothers and sisters when I show this...Oh my brain is refreshed by you.Oh Gosh thank you.
Sometimes when I think of dirimos,God I can't even read.
One thing you left out,Its the dirtiest animal and smells so bad that when you kill it to eat,you need very very hot water to wash it b4 cooking the meat.Ohterwise the childreen would not like to eat it b-cause of the smell.
'catch aam de dirimo has take you morney in to the hole.'
God bless the dirimo watchers.
God save the Gambia.
Ilove Motherland...Billion thanks..x
Mankajang Janyanfara |
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Dalton1
3485 Posts |
Posted - 21 Feb 2006 : 01:04:37
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Part 2, and the end.
My brother, thanks my brother, you are reading it right-as if you read the rest of the piece. My courage, to forward part 2. Thanks for the encouragement.
Dr. Dirimo's claws and footmarks can still be seen everywhere. Over the
year's he had fans, not just because he knew how to lie and fool Gambians
, but that he was looking for a hole to hide his produce. Finally,
Washington of all Washingtons gave him a big hole, and for a little while
he had comfort, and in another moment, he felt disturbed. The smart ones
were careful in listening to Dr. Dirimo narrate his stories, though he
spoke some partial truth regarding the killing of his mate, C-Moore, but
that wasn't the whole truth of the episode, since he narrated it in way
that depicts his claws were clean of the crime.
Dr. Dirimo, of drimo-kolong is worst than the mandinka word of dirimo,
because for one, his running mouth is seen bleeding everywhere, as if his
leaps lost elasticity, and that his running nose fans the wounds that his
claws scraped, while his tail dangles behind him shamefully with the
contains of his urine and faecal matter coming from his pipes, that smell
so bad that i had Galla-scripter and his friends complain about his
stinking smell. His belly is filled with rotten liquor, and a day dreamer
that truly should have been a pride for Gambians, but that he destroyed
himself by accepting to be a thief, secondary to being a sideliner to a
dictator, whose evils he one time knew, but pretends that he forgot so
soon. The worst of all diseases is the brain disease, and that's why i
neither smoke weed nor drink liquor, because the influence it had on the
likes of Dr. Dirimo speaks volumes in history, that i learnt my lesson
from there. He lied on his bed with a headache of this piece, with a
groaning stomach, and stinky back flow of bad air puree flowing
continously nonstop from his hairy anus. Imaginary, i saw him fell down to
the ground because of anger regarding the script of Galla-scripter on the
matter of the "puhus *****." His heart was beating furiuously over his
mistakes that he commits to Gambians time and again, and now he realised
he needed to apologiose, otherwise his deeds haunts him till malaika
jaraeel comes for his sinful soul, that at the time of death he might
mumble to apologise for his dirty game.
The last time i heard him mummur a name , as if he had some little
intelligence that the likes of Galla-scripters are after such notorious
fellows,his likes-failed hypocrites, that i felt vindicated over what i
believe and do, though he didn't know me then and now, but that he tried
to and genuine folks gave him a punch, and i saw him creeping on the
ground like a hateful serphent, into his hole on the ground he entered,
and i said to my self, my turn will be up, and there it is as he hangs
himself, while the whole world laughs at him, by continuing to remain a
mennace for Gambians, that history will never forgive him, much more
Gambians.
If the true sympathy that he was able to earn from Gambians, was because
he narrated to us how C-moore disappeared, and he labelled boy-mali and
boy-london, and now we should all withdraw our sympathy, because the same
Dr. Dirimo is fanning the wounds that his claws caused. The funny thing,
Dr. dirimo knew that his former boss and ally, Dr. Dirimo Snr., was going
to roast him like a chicken, and that he did the safe thing for his life
to leave the time he left, but now how rhetorical is that he (Dr. Dirimo),
of dirimo-kolong supports back the pillars of the dirimo-kolong tyrannical
administration that he once exposed? Is there anything that we need to
know ? Some windfall gifts though the back door, that newspaper editors
will never know ? Some of us are truly tickled, and keep analysing the
toad metamorphis relationship ? "Sure, something will come out soon.", we
unanimously agreed.
Perhaps, the start that made him Dr. Dirimo in the eyes of all Gambians,
and BBC and VOA bears testimony to this narration, he (Dr. Dirimo), was
the talk of town for the absconding of millions of naira, and until
tomorrow, it remains an unknown mystery, as to what happened to the sweats
of our poor farmers. Dr. Dirimo, over the ages, tried his best to mask our
eyes, and the only way to do that was to pile series of lies and
fabrications against his former administration, and also his critics who
time and again called him by his real name, "a liar", " a hypocrite", " a
dirimo", and better said a "thief". When will Dr. Dirimo have shame,
apologise to Gambians or atleast to tell Gambians what his true colors are
? If Dr. Dirimo was really truthful in the manner in which he narrated
about C-moore, then how come he wants to support the administration that
killed his own mate and exiled him, a poor drunkard in Washington ? Poor
in everything !
Of late, we knew that Dr. Dirimo is jealous of his senior dirimos, who
stayed behind enjoying the cake that all of them baked in the oven , July
of 1994, and to be honest that is a point worth sympathy. The same
sympathy i hold for Dr. Bairo Saitan, now refugee in Darr-kaolack, while
some of them, either cowards or liars, should i better say unlucky *****s
or may be still lucky *****s since they are alive, continue to suffer,
degrade in fame, loose elderly status, and being clever chamellions among
Gambians.
Those that know Dr. Dirimo say he was a scholastic chab during his younger
days, and he earned the respect and confidence of his fellows. As he grew
older, gained some sycophancy from the military, thief turned preacher,
takes hobby in young girls and the washington liquor stores, special made
from Virginia, that he sips in it, like the idolators at the Kabba, prior
to it being the sanctuary for Islam. Also, they said "he got no life", in
as much as the tyranical Aparse administration is in power, he stays in
Washinton. He prays humbly by his hateful instinct that another Gov't of
democrcay doesn't flourish in the Gambia, since that would mean him paying
back our millions naira. Something interesting too, that he (Dr. Dirimo)
re doubled his efforts now, since former exilee , disgraced son of the
Banjul Fayin, unpatriotic shameful ex-major was coaxed with candies in the
New York rally, sold his integritty for an airco at statehouse. Now, some
mature brains are reading that Dr. Dirimo would soon be pardoned by Dr.
Dirimo Snr., and get a position at the Aparse palace, wherein he will go
collect the remaining coins, that he couldn't carry away during his first
hand touch on the millions of naira.
Maybe if our readership will permit us violate the rules and ethics for
writing a little bit, we will shift the topic from Dr. Dirimo to Dr.
Chamelleon, because we also show him change colors from lying about his
12th block friend, i mean Dr. poet, of things they had in private during
the time, and that he (Dr. Dirimo) in turn repented openly in Washington
to Dr. Dirimo Snr., saying that all he said about him was unfounded. Then
it was a headline all over that the notorious liar admitted lying about
his boss, Dr. Dirimo Snr., but that since he admitted on lying about him,
should be assume that he is still lying on other things he said to us on
braod day light Dr. Dirimo, i took mine from then on, certainly you
should have known better.
The fellows in Safe the Africa, talked about Dr. Dirimo's interest in the
begining to be part and parcel of the movement to rescue Gambians, and
that Dr. Diromo wanted to be the chairman. No, wonder some fellows are
gifted with intellingence that they let loosers be loosers everywhere,
because he (Dr. Dirimo) would have been lying about them today like he did
to Dr. poet-his old friend, or worst sold the movement for a position at
the palace, especially the way aggressive we observed him in the past
months praise-singing the tyrant.
Perhaps, we still have to live with him, dine with him, a fairness we owe
to all Gambian citizens, but should Dr. Dirimo now be warned openly that
Gambians-young and old are awake, that he takes heed before we release our
tamed dogs on his head, that he gives Gambians a break, and avoid annoying
us any further than we know he did in the past. Dr. Dirimo should be
given assurance that Gambians are merciful and forgiving, should in case
his fear is about his nibs. Dr. Dirimo should also have a little bit of
shame, now that he proved himself a real liar, a hypocrite and a stinky
*******, whose dog barks no Gambian listens to. Dr. Dirimo should know
that he is getting us to the extreme, even though we wish not to equal
ourselves to him or engage him in pettiness.
If Dr. Dirimo were to hire me as a fortune teller, i will charge him no
penny for the job, and here is what the beeds (shells) thrown interprete.
"That he (Dr. Dirimo) can support his party of choice, as democracy
dictates, regardless of what crimes he committed to Gambians in the past,
but that he avoids lying and praise-singing his master Dr. Dirimo Snr.,
secondary to distance himself from Dr. Dirimo snr., by rejecting an offer
of any position, because then he will just be a tool for him, to be used
and discarded, like other tools discarded in London, Washington and
Banjul. And that Dr. Dirimo shouldn't be so forgetful of what aspired
while he was the goat bleeting for the tyrannical Aparse administration,
which shamed him during an unforgettable encounter. That he (Dr. Dirimo)
should never go back to get the coins he couldn't carry along in his first
touch, because it will cost him his life."
Why is it that when scripters write their verses, you always feel stinky
guilty and no one else ?
Good night Dr. Dirimo. An advice for the fool is wisdom for the wise,
I rest my case and observe you for another month.
Yero Jallow (Dalton)
dalton@allgambian.net
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"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:
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kondorong
Gambia
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Posted - 12 May 2006 : 00:48:53
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Hey Dalton
It is past one month. Did Dr. Dirimo live up to expectation? We need a review please. |
“When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.” |
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