THOUGHT FOR THE DAY... Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.......
Difference Between Complete & Finish... People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!
A clear conscience fears no accusation - proverb from Sierra Leone
Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing... Husband: "MISSING YOU"...
A man in Hell asked the Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked the Devil how much to pay for the service. Devil: Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.
A clear conscience fears no accusation - proverb from Sierra Leone
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Posted - 14 Nov 2012 : 10:10:15
