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snuggels
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 Posted - 15 Aug 2011 : 13:08:53
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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY AN GEORDIE GIRL From NewcastleThree friends married women from different parts of the world......
The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Newcastle. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees!!!
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kisley
United Kingdom
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Posted - 15 Aug 2011 : 14:19:35
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Snuggles, ah herp tha wez not aimed at me, dyer knaa what Ah mean. Ahm off te me lercal boozah  |
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snuggels
960 Posts |
Posted - 15 Aug 2011 : 14:40:26
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Kisley
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toubab1020
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Posted - 15 Aug 2011 : 15:34:06
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Its got good night life at least,and some nice looking lasses 
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Originally posted by kisley
Snuggles, ah herp tha wez not aimed at me, dyer knaa what Ah mean. Ahm off te me lercal boozah
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