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snuggels
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 Posted - 13 Jun 2011 : 14:36:52
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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run
over by a train.. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut,
and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.
'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.
'Michael O'Connor and me had a fight,' says Paddy.
'That little O'Connor,' says Sean, 'He couldn't do that to you, he
must have had something in his hand.'
'That he did,' says Paddy, 'a shovel is what he had, and a terrible
lickin' he gave me with it.'
'Well,' says Sean, 'you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have
something in your hand?'
That I did,' said Paddy, 'Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of
beauty it was; but useless in a fight.'
And one more........................
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth,
sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk
continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, 'Ain't no use knocking, there's no paper on this
side either.
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toubab1020
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Posted - 13 Jun 2011 : 16:06:17
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Snuggles,Oh.... so raciest and not PC at all, great,I know lots of Irish people and they are super,I love em,!! I don't know if Gambians here have the same sense of humour as Brits ,I suspect not,maybe one of the politicos can enlighten us ?,or there again perhaps not |
"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.
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snuggels
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Posted - 22 Jun 2011 : 16:26:27
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| Toubab Its all good for a laugh Like Moes rantings and insults Its entertaining and funny and so no one takes it seriously again the british sence of humour I supose. Well i dont take it seriosely anyway I have better things to do than waste my time on that sort of stuff |
Edited by - snuggels on 22 Jun 2011 16:34:47 |
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