Nyarikangbanna
United Kingdom
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Posted - 05 Nov 2011 : 18:42:32
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Give me cake or give me death!!!
by Fatou Jaw Manneh
Give me cake or give me death!!!
Senseless arithmetic we always hear
Quick fix algebra some of us call it
but the PROFESSOR insists it is called calculus
Papers signed, PROFESSOR handed the plate
Some crocodile tears shed
As the call girl of Gambian opposition
Wiped some tears of gratitude
Clinging onto the dancing pole,
Raising the glass and so declared
Give me cake or give me death!!
That is Ahmat Bah of the NRP
An amicable man I heard
But blinded by greed I suspect
Insensate to the cause I believe
Will sell us all to Senegal I dreamt and
He’ ll trade us to the dogs if elected I fear
Remember 2006 when he hopped into bed with NADD
Thinking the pie was well near him for snatch
But soon the PROFESSOR came with his complicated mathematics
And then Hamat flew over
Following Ousainou to the house of UDP
To undermine Ousainou whom he regards as the political softie
Whom he distrusts was nearer the pie and is up for snatch
But then Ousainou got a full house of rowdy men and women
With AK47s they bolted all the gates
Hamat then took a 360 turn and ran back to the Prof. for the pie
Give me the cake or give me death!!
Who cares about these dying Gambians?
Until I grab this sacred national pie?
The tyrant can shoot them all
For all I care
Give me this cake or give me death!
I am so pissed off at them and I wonder
Why God made me Gambian instead of Nigerian
Can you imagine with my versatility and fake pizzazz!
I could have ran between those Nigerian generals and be crowned
Hamat of Gambia Fuladou, Senator of the Akwamba Highland State of Nigeria
In the blink of an eye
Well here I come Gambianos
Give me this cake or give me death?
Who said this is about saving Gambia you fools
This all about cake and dough and cake and pie and Goddamned pie!
To hell with all those clueless Diaspora Gambians
We will do this tiddy biddy convention, wasteful hotel bills and some little rickety noise
Hey if it will bring me Cake, God bless the Gambia
Give me Cake or give me death!!!
I do not care what you Gambians think
I will have to have this cake at whatever price
Like Buthelezi during the thick of the anti-Apartheid struggle
As Mandela and crew near the destination called freedom
Sprung from nowhere with animal skin garb , a spear and a bow
Cried to Mandela and the ANC survivors
Give me cake or give me death!!!
Who said I cannot succeed too
Give me cake or give me death!!
A waste of time and energy on the Gambian voter
What befell Halipha to hop in bed with Hamat
Is the whole predicament consuming the nation
As they cruise into history being an alliance of spoilers
I hope they fix this mess ASAP so
This ***** Jammeh can get the hell off our backs!
Pa Samba Jow, my dear senator in Maryland
Please get the hell out of this partisan crab hole
And rob some lime juice all over your face
This is not about party, person or theory
This is for country and country alone
So much is at stake and time we don’t have for real
Conventions, mathematics, and little crowns here and there
are mere shenanigans taking us nowhere?
Gambians expect and hope for
A tsunami of change to put the Banjul tyrant to shame and in chains
We need no camp fires to fatten this *****ic dictator called Yahya Jemus Alphonse Jammeh
Hope you and Karamba help address the truth to your caliphate
And simplify the polemics and mathematics that our ordinary brethrens know not
And clear this mess that soils our body politic
So we can all breathe the air of liberty again
So we can cry that Gambia has freedom at last!
Source; maafanta
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